Can you BELIEVE it?
In this section we have included some of the things we have seen or experienced that we simply "couldn't believe". Yes, it is a bit of fun, but really can YOU believe some of this?
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When
the sign says you need to take care, well you need to take care. Given this
is New Zealand, I'm sure this sign has been places here to try and stop
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| Guess what, if you get too close |
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The
sign is pretty clear but while we were at the glaciers we saw a group of
teenage Japanese walking up to the face and then actually on the glacier
in their tenis shoes... The next |
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| Read the sign to see why the boy is smiling... |
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| If you're too big it will hurt! |
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Well,
if your a truck driver in Kyoto you should get the idea that if you're vehicle
is over 2.1 meters tall (just over 6 feet) it will hurt if you continue
to drive down this road. I'm guessing that they also need to warn the taller
westerns too, and that's not just the basketball players. |
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| Noodle UFO |
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We
saw this plate of noodles steaming outside a restaurant near Lake Ashi.
The dry ice they had used and the shape (from a distance, at least) made
you think ET had arrived - instead closer inspection revealed just more
animated plastic food. |
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| I know Japan is clean but... |
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We
all know that Japan is one of the cleanest and environmentally conscientious
countries in the world, but we never expected to see THIS level of dedication. |
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| The biggest joke in Egypt |
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As we took the picture however we were pleased to still hear the constant background noise of car horns - apparently the use of the horn can substitute for obeying road signs too. |
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| How many camels was that? |
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As you may know, in Egypt a man can have four wives. Before all the men out there get too excited you should know it can get to be very expensive as we to learnt, especially if you like blondes. In our travels we met several street traders who made ever increasing offers to Andrew for Susan. Offers started at a donkey, made by a guard at Edfu Temple (which was refused) and moved up through 500 to 10,000 camels in the Aswan Bazaar, and this was before Andrew had really started to negotiate. We're sure the traders love to pull the leg of the tourists but it can be interesting see what a wife is worth. By the way a good camel is worth about US$1500 - which means the best offer for Susan was about $15M. On the flip-side, Susan received a request from a shopkeeper to make him husband number 4 (she was walking with three men at the time), and make him "a happy man". She declined the offer. |
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| McDrive |
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So
far on Continental Europe, we've found that McDonald's drive through (a
new concept not in common use) is called a McDrive. This picture was taken
at a McDonalds in Cahours, France where we walked in to find people smoking
cigarettes and drinking beer which is available from the menu. Hmmm...McDrink-n-McDrive? |
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Speck Minus This
car, made by Smart and designed by Swatch has a bigger (but not by much)
brother made by Mercedes. These cars were first sighted by Andrew on a work
trip to Milan, but they are apparently everywhere in Europe. They're great
for company advertising and getting into small parking spaces, but I wouldn't
want to trust my life in one on the freeway. Andrew is standing in this
picture to give a little perspective. |
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Bad Day Gargoyle Next
time you're having a bad day, just think about this poor guy. This is a
gargoyle
/ drainage spout on an old chateau. |
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Pepto Bismol Gargoyle Have
too much to eat or drink last night? Well you might want to grab the Pepto
Bismol like this gargoyle. Also if you have really sharp eyes you might
spot want happens if you don't get to the medication (look for the gargoyle
in the background) |
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Norway (Trondheim) Gilroy? We
saw this sign in Trondheim, Norway and was just reminded of all our friends
at home. |
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Tank Speed limit Well
I'm sure this is a hang over from the cold war but can you really believe
the invading army's tanks sticking to the posted speed
limit ? |
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Follow that sign Well
no, I'm not going to obey this sign - The last I hear we were not required
to follow the German
autobahn sign to hell... |
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Beware of kittens |
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Andrew Pregnant? Ahhhh...
No, Andrew is not really pregnant,
it just looks like it. By the way he's not sure what all the fuss is about
- I'm sure wearing this thing for 9 months would be 'no sweat'. OUCH - that's
the sound of very hard dope slap... |
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Amorous Bears Amorous
bears is Sweden - no more need to be said, and if your still curious click
on the picture! |
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Caught Short on the street? |
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Lost Teddy This
poster
was seen in Amsterdam and tells of a much loved teddy with a droopy noise
which had lost its way - We hope that the teddy and the owner are soon repatriated. |
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Statue of No Liberty |
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| Stinky Showers In Reykjavik, hot water is provided by natural hot springs. As a result, the showers smell a little sulfuric, like rotten eggs. What a wonderful way to start the day! |
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| 'No' business sense We saw a sign in Oslo for a company called 'Smart'. There web address, which was displayed on a HUGE banner on the front of their building is WWW.SMART.NO - Well I guess they aren't that Smart after all. |
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| Dutch Sprinkles A little know fact - the Dutch are fanatical about sprinkles, yes the little colored ones you put on cakes, etc. They particularity like chocolate one for breakfast. |
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Campground No-No's
This sign shows what you can't do at the Landmannalaugar hot springs campground.
This works no matter what language you speak! |
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Don't Jump Just
in case you though it was OK to jump down a steep 40ft drop into a fast
moving river and waterfall - Just you think again! We are sure this sign
was placed here by the Icelandic "Ministry of the bleeding obvious"
for the sake of the tourists. |
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Icelandic Last Names By the way, approximately 10% of Icelanders do have last names that don't comply to this rule, but these are old family names. People who immigrate to Iceland (usually spouses of native Icelanders) must adopt an Icelandic name, and children born in Iceland must be given an Icelandic first name. |
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| Icelandic Numbers Icelandic is apparently a very difficult language to learn. We can testify to the fact that it's difficult just pronouncing the names of the places we visited. However, we had to laugh when our guide book advised against using the numbers 1-4, as they were very complex in regard to gender and forms. What were we supposed to do, go to a restaurant and ask for a table for 7 minus 5? Lucky for us, everyone spoke English very well. |
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Rock and Cream This
new "Rock
and Cream" flavor for Doritos (the famous American tortilla chips)
is in fact Ranch flavor. We also found that Ranch is some time know as "American"
in some countries. |
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Slow Food Well
if you see this sign
outside a restaurant you might be hesitant to eat there - that is with the
combination of slow food and snails. Well the restaurant is actually in
Ia, Greece (see our Greece
section) and although they were a little slow between courses the food was
very good, . |
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Car meets water This
is a road sign |
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Dog Do |
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Falling Tree |